Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 20, 1987
Calvin: Well? Well? What'd you get? Hobbes: IT looks like an invitation. Calvin: An invitation? Who'd invite you anywhere? Hobbes: A lot of people. That's who, buster. Calvin: There's obviously been some mistake. Nobody invites a tiger anywhere. You can't get the insurance. Hobbes: Well, somebody is inviting me somewhere. I got an invitation. Calvin: Who? What's it say?? Read it already!! Hobbes: Probably some big state dinner. I hope I can find my cummerbund.