Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 04, 1987
Dad: What a day! ..and no one to share it with! Woo hoo hoo, It's cold out there today! Brrr! Brisk! Just the way I like it! Wow! *Sniff* Ha! Weather like this let's you know you're alive! C'mon out, gang! It's a perfect day! You'll get used to the wind if you keep moving! Hey, c'mon! Are you just going to stay inside all day?!? Mom: Shut the dumb door!!!! Dad: Ok, ok! I was on my way back outside anyway! ...sheesh... Mom: There's one in every house. Calvin: Just how long did you know Dad before you married him?