Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 13, 1986
Calvin: Hey Dad, remember our car? Dad: Why sure. Wait a minute. What do you mean, "remember"? Calvin: Hobbes, I have a conjectural moral question. Maybe you can help. Hobbes: Sure. Calvin: Suppose I did something bad. Should I tell Dad? Hobbes: How bad are we supposing? Calvin: Well, hypothetically, let's say pretty bad. Like to his car, hypothetically. Hobbes: How bad, hypothetically, to his car?