Calvin: Meek and mild-mannered Calvin ducks into a nearby closet and transforms himself into... Captain Napalm, protector of the American way! Endowed with superhuman powers, he quickly... Mommmmmmmm!
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Heh Capt. Napalm: Protector of the American Way. I guess you can’t just go into any closet to transform from meek to superhuman.
3rd panel alternative line:” …attempts to open the door.” gasps:O
Calvin calls for Mistress Mom: protector of the American child.
Who puts locks on the inside of a closet door?
=O Calvin, don’t come out of the closet, we aren’t ready!
naplam, huh? are we thinkin vietnam here?
Hmmm–nope, “meek” and “mild-mannered” just don’t spring to mind when I think of Calvin.
He quickly…calls for his Mommy.
…gets himself locked in the closet.
Calvin should read his C.S. Lewis“There was nothing Lucy liked so much as the smell and feel of fur. She immediately stepped into the wardrobe and got in among the coats and rubbed her face against them, leaving the door open, of course, because she knew that it is very foolish to shut oneself into any wardrobe” (or closet)
Is R Kelly in there with him? Sorry… old joke.
I lie Stupendous Man better.
He is 3 superheroes. Spaceman spiff, Stupendous man, and captain napalm.
all superheroes need a mom
But most superheroes don’t have one… :(
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