Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 04, 1986
Calvin: Mom, can I have some money so Hobbes and I can go to a movie? Mom: What movie? Calvin: "The cuisinart murder of central high." Mom: I really think there are more comstructive ways you could spend your afternoon, Calvin. Hobbes: What did she say? Calvin: Oh, she went off on one of her irrelevant tangents again.