Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 16, 1986
January 15, 1986
January 17, 1986
Transcript:
Susie: Calvin, I don't want to be spanked! What if it goes on our academic transcripts? We'll be ruined! *sniff* Darn you, Calvin!! You're gonna answer to my parents if I can't get my master's degree!
Lol, I’d like to see the Dean’s face when he reads that one… ‘What? Spanking in the first grade? Unacceptable! We can’t have your kind here in our college! You holligans!’
eiramdk almost 15 years ago
Good girl, get her daddy to beat up the boys while they’re young.
StewieGriffin over 14 years ago
This comic was written about 24 years ago, I wonder if she likes being spankes yet?? :)
shriram2u over 14 years ago
I am sure she gets spanked whether she likes it or not!!!
hamza725 over 14 years ago
hey its not calvins fault she was passing notes
masterturtle over 14 years ago
transfer schools before your credentials are ruined! move away from the mental hazard. you brave brave girl.
ricpent over 14 years ago
HA HA HA HA, this is so freakin funny, I can’t stand it!
hobbsfriend over 14 years ago
CALVIN YOU ARE IN FOR IT NOW!
MelbourneHardstyle almost 14 years ago
Lol, I’d like to see the Dean’s face when he reads that one… ‘What? Spanking in the first grade? Unacceptable! We can’t have your kind here in our college! You holligans!’
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Calvin may have ADD, but Suzie seems to have some sort of obsessive concern with her future.
alaskanwhitey over 12 years ago
She should finish elementary school before she starts worrying about college! lmao
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
You won’t get it with that attitude.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
She sees a little too far in her future. She should enjoy it now.
weatherford.joe Premium Member about 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Susie. Colleges don’t look at anything you did before high school.
215617 almost 4 years ago
in panel 2 she looks like a snake thats about to eat a dang egg.
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) almost 4 years ago
I love calvin’s expression in the fourth panel.
JamesSchulte over 3 years ago
i get spanked to you know and it hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCIPAL NICHOLS FACES FORWARD almost 3 years ago
this is where i point out THEY’RE IN KINDERGARTEN!
Odie's best friend over 2 years ago
…is she That kid?
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
What six-year-old knows what a masters degree even is?
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
Plus Calvin’s face in the last panel! Don’t mess with Susie!