Calvin: Having transformed myself into a werewolf, I search for human sacrifice! Hi, Dad! Dad: Mm...hello. Calvin, stop that disgusting drooling!
February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Calvin, “MOM!!! What are having for dinner?!”Mom,”Fried Eggs, Pickles, Expired Milk, and Pickle Juice. That’s punishment for breaking 2 vases, Ripping Hobbes’s face, and making a monkey Pop and Lock in the Bathroom while your father was in there.” Calvin, “SORRY!!! Can we have Susie for dinner?!”Mom,”Well of course, how sweet of you? I’ll call her over.” “MUHAHAHA”Calvin thinks to himself. Susie comes over. “So, Calvin wanted me to come? Very strange.”Susie says to Calvin’s Mom. Calvin says, “Susie, come to the backyard.” Susie Says,” Okay?”Susie comes to the backyard. there is a bonfire in the backyard and a swing set over it. Calvin says let me push you on the swing!!!” Susie says,” Okay?”Calvin pushes Susie and Calvin’s Mom comes out. She Says, ” WHAT THE HELL?!” Calvin says. ” OKAY MOM, GO AHEAD AND CURSE. I DON’T CARE!!! I’M JUST A 6 YEAR OLD!!!” Susie Jumps of the swing and she jumps off SO hard that she went into the atmosphere and crashed back onto the swing set. The Swing set broke and it caught on fire. Suddenly, it rained Chocolate and the swing set sopped being on fire. The, the person from the chocolate rain music video comes and sings the song, chocolate rain. A crowd comes and says,” AWESOME!!!” And then everyone lived happily ever after. Well, except for the chocolate rain guy, he didn’t HIT puberty, he Beat it up.
September 25, 2019