Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 1985

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    nimana  over 13 years ago


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    Justywusty87  almost 13 years ago

    I like oatmeal

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    VishnuAshok  almost 13 years ago

    :D:D..gr8 one…

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    second-ball-attack  almost 13 years ago


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    teojoni  over 12 years ago

    She’s having PMS. Lol

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    ladyphantomny  over 12 years ago

    king henry the 8th chopped of anne’s head for not giving him a son & who’s fault was it

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    ChocPi  over 12 years ago

    He just “lives” there, so I guess the stork brought Calvin?

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    C_red  over 12 years ago

    This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

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    masterturtle  over 12 years ago

    ooo a biology reference. watterson is such a nerd comedian.

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    davdalx  over 12 years ago

    she finally cracks

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    ricpent  over 12 years ago

    Last panel: The Incredible Shrinking Man. Or : As from the days of ” Rocky and Bullwinkle,” Moron Found Dead on Keyboard!

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    hobbsfriend  over 12 years ago


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    Mikhial  over 12 years ago

    this is one of the most hilarious comic strip ever..”chromosome”.. i still laugh when i think of it even after a year passed when i first read this !!

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    yeahiknow  over 12 years ago


    Anyway, Calvin has issues with talking food.

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    JeewaneDG  over 12 years ago

    good one mom… chromosomes!!!

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    TeaBre  about 12 years ago

    the oatmeal really did that!

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    MelbourneHardstyle  about 12 years ago

    Sweet little girl? Obviously she doesn’t remember her teenage years, teenage girls are way worse than anything Calvin could ever do!

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    bmonk  almost 12 years ago

    Bet Calvin knows!

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    bmonk  almost 12 years ago

    No comic strip is all bad that includes vile glop.

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    HobbesGirl1989  almost 12 years ago

    Yaaaa!!! Death to oatmeal!!!! lol! Hahahahaa!!!

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    comixmaster1000  over 11 years ago

    This is probably why she decided to start buying Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

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    yow4zip Premium Member over 10 years ago

    We just read this.

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    Starfollower777  about 10 years ago

    Whenever there’s a troublesome child it’s always the other parent’s fault.

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    Heckleator  about 10 years ago

    her head is turned 180 degrees. hows that possible haha

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    katzinhatz1  over 9 years ago

    women are never sweet. they are worse than us men. i bet calvin’s mom would regret what she said by the time the girl turns 13 and does nothing but whine all day

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    dONALD42  about 9 years ago

    LOL Poor daddy…

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    VRAssassinCreed  about 8 years ago

    The feeling is mutual

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    tdoug1  over 7 years ago

    Don’t kill the messenger!

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    ttueric  over 7 years ago

    That lady must be an owl!

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    light_song39  about 7 years ago

    I did not know mom had the ability to turn her head 360 degrees!

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    BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Ah, his first ‘THE FOOD IS ALIVE!’ scene.

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    Really  over 4 years ago

    Maybe a NEW strip: ‘Susie & bun’!

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    a non-E mouse  about 4 years ago

    As long as we are going science, you need both parents’ chromosomes to actually have a child at all.

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    Talax  almost 4 years ago

    Her neck must hurt from having her head on backwards in the top frame.

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    egutterback23  almost 4 years ago

    Whether Calvin was a girl or a boy, there would still be plenty of aliens, monsters, and evil oatmeal blobs.

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    Love2laugh  over 3 years ago

    What the mum says is weird.

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    Pango Premium Member over 2 years ago


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    vedika.parashar  over 2 years ago

    Poor dad

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    chbn✔️  about 2 years ago

    that’s dumb that she’s blaming it on him lol

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    ryanthefryingpanthefryingpan  almost 2 years ago

    Since when was oatmeal green

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    172009  almost 2 years ago

    oatmeal is good

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 1 year ago

    Calvin, you can kill oatmeal eating it.

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    Nate Wright (Mischief God)  over 1 year ago

    Dad can’t do anything about his chromosomes, that’s just too harsh.

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    Ur Adopted  10 months ago

    i guess im a “sweet little girl” that pulls knifes out on people

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    Pierce Please Save Big Nate  10 months ago

    When they were making hi. She probably didn’t care wether it was a boy or girl, she probably was too focused on the act of creating a human being. You know the one I’m talking bout? Good.

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    Loki91308  6 months ago

    I hate oatmeal.

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    N ¡ c o  3 months ago

    My favorite oatmeal is the packets with the little fruit pieces.

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