Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 02, 1985
Calvin: Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down. Dad: My polls? Calvin: You rate especially low among tigers and six-year-old white males. If you want to stay "Dad," I'd suggest you adopt some key planks to your platform. Dad: Some special interest groups are in for a surprise. Calvin: Of those polled, virtually all favor increased allwances and the commencement of driving lessons.