Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 24, 1985
November 23, 1985
November 25, 1985
Transcript:
Calvin: ...outrage! Why should I go to bed? I'm not tired! It's only 7:30! This is tyranny! I'm..... zzzz. Dad: Good night, Calvin. Calvin: Will you check for monsters under the bed? Dad: No monsters. You're safe. Calvin: What about in the dresser? Dad: Calvin. I'm sure there are no monsters in your dresser. Go to sleep. Calvin: Great. I'll bet that's where they all are. They'll come out and kill us as soon as we fall asleep. Hobbes: So who's going to fall asleep? Clavin: Well, we'll just have to get the monsters first. You irritate them with this horn, and I'll nail 'em with my dart gun when they come out. Get ready! I hear on coming! Monster: What's all that noise?! Calvin: Aaieee! A monster in the hallway!! Dad: Dear, will you come up here a minute? Calvin: I think I wounded him. Give me the bat and I'll finish him off!
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mdmontford over 14 years ago
he is tired i guess.
TheHercules about 14 years ago
that was great.LOVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadeslayer211 about 14 years ago
Finish him !
jjleah about 14 years ago
AWWW MAN I AM SPITTIN A LAUGH OUT LOUD. MAN O MAN. I LI KE IT ILOVE IT . lol !! gett em calvin!
comicgirl1000 almost 14 years ago
haha
malcolm007 almost 14 years ago
Simply class!!
stupendousCalvin almost 14 years ago
<3
hobbsfriend almost 14 years ago
MOM!! STAY WHERE YOU ARE! TRUST ME! LOL
wnwndnc over 13 years ago
L O V E IT!
EastEmi over 13 years ago
hahaha~!
bmonk over 13 years ago
“You irritate them with this horn, and I’ll nail ‘em with my dart gun when the come out!”
“…Give me the bat and I’ll finish him off!”
Classic!Also: Gotta say I love the surprise that there is a monster coming in from the hall!
NumberofPain88 over 13 years ago
OUTRAGE!WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO GO TO BED?I’M NOT EVEN TIRED! IT’S ONLY 7:30! THIS IS TYRANNY! I’M-zzz…….
comixmaster1000 about 13 years ago
“Stay where you are, Mom!”
You really don’t want to come out here.
DEAFWILDBOYZ_31 almost 13 years ago
Hahah! i love it! it very very very FUNNY!! Calvin think monster come in his room then he shot to his dad wtf? lol!
ttank1 almost 13 years ago
i think he knew that was his dad
thefireman727 over 12 years ago
fav !
pesomhi over 12 years ago
GR
Starfollower777 over 12 years ago
It would have been easier if Calvin’s dad had just looked.
yow4zip Premium Member about 12 years ago
Not the bat!
inkyfingers999 almost 12 years ago
Panels 1- 2 = me at six years old. :)
big NateRocks almost 12 years ago
they looked like smurfs in panels 4 and 6
xall2h1 about 11 years ago
“Give me the bat and i’ll finish him off.”
tubbytabby123 over 10 years ago
I am seiouly uncontrolably laughing right now.
dchur123 almost 10 years ago
That monster and Calvin’s dada look like twins
AlluceoGerulus over 9 years ago
“Give me the bat and Ill finish him off!” LOL
VRAssassinCreed over 9 years ago
The first Sunday strip
swagysharpedo1 about 9 years ago
hayman21 over 8 years ago
Dont Come here mom if you come we will divorce LOL
hayman21 over 8 years ago
Mom! Plz stay where you are! Plz or we divorce! LOL!
Rishi4CalHob about 8 years ago
I am studying in the library of my University, it is pin-drop silent, and then I suddenly I read this and giggle away and laugh out loud, people stare at me .Calvin and Hobbes for life
Godfrey's sugar daddy 69 almost 8 years ago
He needs therapy
BiggerNate91 over 7 years ago
First Sunday!
Professor W over 7 years ago
You need a machine gun to finish him off, Cal
learninglair1 over 6 years ago
panel 8 looks like a photo negative
Comicclone2000 over 6 years ago
Dad got ambushed
brendanc4268 over 5 years ago
How would a dart gun have 60 shots??? Or is Calvin the master of reloading
PresleyCerda over 5 years ago
Calvin’s Mom: What did the calf do this time?Calvin’s Dad (swearing in action)
Jeff Dawg! about 5 years ago
201
DM9001 about 5 years ago
First Sunday strip.
bluram almost 5 years ago
alie.morgan almost 4 years ago
the second pannel is the best!
Pets of the comics about 3 years ago
and I thought I would hate this. it’s actually really good
KeeganSweeney almost 3 years ago
Favorite one ever!
garfieldlover69 over 2 years ago
not as good as garfield
Commenter8888 over 2 years ago
I thought of a what if scenario: what if Calvin’s fantasies actually happened? I’ll put the first installment in the replies.
FluffyTHM about 2 years ago
Remember Schoolastic book fairs?
Loki91308 almost 2 years ago
6-year-old me in a nutshell.
lizzy6 almost 2 years ago
first sunday strip?
ElJorro about 1 year ago
The last two panels are hilarious.