Buckles by David Gilbert for September 22, 2021

You split it 50-50. You own the top half, she owns the bottom.

Bacon. Bacon. I smell bacon. There is only one thing that smells like bacon and that is bacon.

Unless by chance his head-pounding on the fridge manages to cause the box of doggie snacks to tip over and fall off.

“All of THE sudden.” I’ve heard of this version in adulthood but never saw it in use before.

Soy Bacon saves a pig’s life, that is why I eat it.

this is tooooooo much like calvin