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Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 28, 2021

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    We exist so we can bump our heads and stub our toes.

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    A “turnabout is fair play” policy, Nerwin?

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    pauljmsn  3 months ago

    “What’s it all about… Alfieeee?”

    (60s musical reference of the day.)

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Alfie, to be annoying, and if I told you it would no longer be a secret.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s actually a clever idea.

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    dcandmx  3 months ago

    42?

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    Looneytunes65  3 months ago

    We’re here because we’re here, roll the bones.

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    cubswin2016  3 months ago

    No one knows the answer to those questions.

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    PuppyPapa  3 months ago

    “There are of course many problems connected with life, of which some of the most popular are Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?”

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    You.. are an expression of Russell Myers for our amusement. We.. are figments in some super virtual reality computer simulation for the amusement of some higher power.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    Love the size of those feet. Nerwin will never tip over.

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    danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago

    As far as she’s concerned, you exist to answer all the questions she puts to you. You answering enough of them correctly to justify sending you on to the next grade is her secret to the Universe. Next question?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Except she was the math teacher.

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    chromosome Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why do we exist? Because we don’t not exist!

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    corpcasselbury  3 months ago

    Try studying, Nerwin; then you might get somewhere in school.

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    WentHulk  3 months ago

    No one knows these answers Nerwin.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    All his questions were answered long ago in a famous work. https://www.songlyrics.com/national-lampoon/deteriorata-lyrics/

    “You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.

    Deteriorata. Deteriorata."

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Fair is fair, as long as Teacher doesn’t give you a whack, Nerwin….

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    bobpeters61  3 months ago

    Revenge of the Nerwin.

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    heathcliff2  3 months ago

    It worked.

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