Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 13, 2021

Best of all, it keeps her from taking pictures of her meals.

Yeah, but the free version is full of ads for Mel’s Dinner!

Hopefully, she throws the phone in a place where she can retrieve it after the meal…

Nice throwing arm.

Perhapps?

seems to get it done. All the money that goes in phones instead of food..

But now you can’t order more food.

You know what also works, maybe even better, Broomie? —Not having a smartphone at all (like me)!

Sometimes that is just more viscerally satisfying than pressing an “ignore” button.

Hoo boy….

That sucker goes off like a siren 20 hours a day!