She was hoping for a dumb one.
He only wears the sunglasses to keep the sun out of his eyes, not because he’s blind, Broomie!
She’s drowning in self-pity.
If she was in the water, would she be melting?
No, I meant how did you know you’re a hunky lifeguard.
If that’s her idea of a hunky life guard it has to have been a long, long while ago for her.
Pretty desperate, Broomie….