Sorry Broomie Luv,But close ONLY counts with horse shoes and hand grenades.
In Monopoly, second place in a beauty contest gets you ten dollars.
You get a participation trophy so your feeling won’t get hurt.
Whoohoo participation trophy!
Market it as something that stinks to velcro really well.
One of my high school classmates invented Velcro.
Invent a glue to stick Velcro to stuff — strong enough that the Velcro lets go before the glue does!
There are winners, Broomie, and there are losers. You weren’t the winner.
As Seinfeld once said, “Of all the losers, you come in first of that group.”