Lose your jobs Trump and McConnell, it’s not as if you’ve been doing them properly.
Mitch the b!tch is turning into a zombie, his skin is dying.
One third has already voted, let alone the ballots mailed in.
I thought Moscow Mitch had gotten into a fist fight with Nancy Pelosi. He should have worn a mask so we wouldn’t see that he had lost.
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell did not answer questions about his health, only saying there were “no concerns” despite visible bandages and bruises
Thank you, whatever witch coven is casting the “rot faster” spell on Mitch McConnell
If Mitch McConnell’s hands get any blacker he won’t let them vote.
Thanks for the ideas for giving out candy, Mr. McFadden. I’ll have to get to work on the liability waivers inside the wrappers….
If Mitch and Trump both lose their jobs next week, you can expect no Covid relief until the end of January — they’ll be doing everything they can to torpedo the economy in hopes of hamstringing Biden.
The last panel is the truth.
McConnell’s hands turning black for an unknown reason.
by the looks of him all he needs is a stake in his heart oops he doesn,t have one