I especially like the part about the cancel culture essay that nobody asked for.
Best higher education system ever! /s
I don’t see a label on the can of beans the adjunct professor is eating. Could it possibly be those Mexican jumping beans Trump advertises, Brian ?
Where’s the cheer for the new Deputy Assistant Associate Dean for Administrative Alumni Affairs, at only $99,999/year?
fusilier, wearing his Associate Professor (retired) hat
You can be sure the grossly overpaid coach will not get a paycheck timeout.
it’s the best that the best you can come up with you haven’t worked in 7 days
On a more serious note, my 8 yr old son is a natural football player. He’s unnaturally strong (as strong as his 11 yr old brother) and he looks like a miniature lineman. I’ll be damned if he ever plays football. I don’t want him to risk getting CTE for the glory of some coach and to entertain testosterone poisoned war game loving armchair warriors.
Another argument for online classes. :)
I like the part where high schools built multi million dollar foot ball stadiums they can’t use now, at the expense of education, and now no one is smart enough to deal with the virus.