Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 23, 2023

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    A 220 cholesterol level isn’t too bad – especially after eating that funnel cake.

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 9 months ago

    With everything there is a Goldilox Zone — knowing too little is dangerous, knowing too much is dangerous.

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    Ratkin  9 months ago

    I have enough of a tuft in front on top that anyone under six feet tall thinks I have hair, at least until I turn around.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    Is the Omniscient Alien mean or just uncaring? She should know that Brewster doesn’t want to hear all of these things.

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    Charles  9 months ago

    Total cholesterol: 85. My doctor hates me.

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    How dare you comment about my wig!

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    Uh…. that’s… TMI

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    preacherman  9 months ago

    I find it hard to accept that with Brewster’s physique he’d have a 220 cholesterol number. That’s high even for me at age 73 and weight 306.

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    ajr58(1)  9 months ago

    What I want to know, is, why does anyone care about the Kardashians?

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    lunapeachie  9 months ago

    Your prize is existential dread.

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    geese28  9 months ago

    Oooh I don’t think omniscient alien should see Pam…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  9 months ago

    Heinlein’s 1939 LIFELINE comes to mind. Those who knew when they would die didn’t buy life insurance untill just before needed. So they killed the inventor — as he knew they would.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    No fair with the cholesterol after eating fair food.

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    NickelAlloy  9 months ago

    Don’t ask questions when you don’t want the answer.

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    tims145  9 months ago

    Omniscient aliens are infected with mutated cordyceps??

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    There used to be a “thing” at carnivals where a guy who was loitering around the fairway would bet you a quarter that he could guess your weight. He would have to pat you down a little to make sure your clothing wasn’t making you look heavier, of course.

    He would guess wrong and sadly pay you the quarter.

    Sometime later you find that your wallet was missing.

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    Ermine Notyours  9 months ago

    When will Brewster go bald? He’s about to pull his hair out now.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    First, can’t she see her way to a better job than working in a carnival booth?

    Second, why is she referring to herself as an alien?

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