Today the carrot, tomorrow the stick.
He has a nose for the best delivery!!
Did he also order an eggplant?
And here’s your bill. One carrot, 25 cents. Delivery charge at $1,000 a pound, $250.
Ah i can smell again.
Don’t play with your food.
“Does your produce smell? Good, send me a carrot.”
Substitute cucumber if you are out of carrots.
They guaranteed it would take more than 30 minutes to deliver so it wouldn’t be warm when it arrived. :)
FOOD, whatta you mean FOOD?!
So he was actually ordering cosmetic surgery.