Today the carrot, tomorrow the stick.
He has a nose for the best delivery!!
Did he also order an eggplant?
And here’s your bill. One carrot, 25 cents. Delivery charge at $1,000 a pound, $250.
Ah i can smell again.
Don’t play with your food.
“Does your produce smell? Good, send me a carrot.”
Substitute cucumber if you are out of carrots.
They guaranteed it would take more than 30 minutes to deliver so it wouldn’t be warm when it arrived. :)
FOOD, whatta you mean FOOD?!
So he was actually ordering cosmetic surgery.
Bilan 10 months ago
Today the carrot, tomorrow the stick.
Sanspareil 10 months ago
He has a nose for the best delivery!!
Ratkin 10 months ago
Did he also order an eggplant?
GreasyOldTam 10 months ago
And here’s your bill. One carrot, 25 cents. Delivery charge at $1,000 a pound, $250.
allen@home 10 months ago
Ah i can smell again.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t play with your food.
P51Strega 10 months ago
“Does your produce smell? Good, send me a carrot.”
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
Substitute cucumber if you are out of carrots.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
They guaranteed it would take more than 30 minutes to deliver so it wouldn’t be warm when it arrived. :)
cuzinron47 10 months ago
FOOD, whatta you mean FOOD?!
norphos 10 months ago
So he was actually ordering cosmetic surgery.