Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 08, 2022

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    Tossle Premium Member 5 months ago

    Except that he’s not too close, he’s using the most powerful telescope ever.

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    Ratkin  5 months ago

    As Porky Pig would say …“That’s all, focus”.

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    GreasyOldTam  5 months ago

    Caution. Super novas in mirror are larger than they appear.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  5 months ago

    “Back off buster,”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Sheesh! Can’t a Proxima Centaurian star-bathed in the @#$&ing nude anymore?!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Reminder …

    Through Telescope: Objects will appear closer than they actually are.

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    The aliens are far away so the hyper-tachionic particle rays they send to Dr Mel will arrive in minus .003 seconds.

    Good bye Dr Mel!

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    Shadowbat  5 months ago

    In a related story, scientists have finally discovered the last digit of pi. God’s middle finger.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 5 months ago

    the rest of the universe is on high alert from any contact with the destructive morons that run planet Earth ( and the destructive morons who put them in power to be destructive)

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    Hawking has spoken publicly about his fears that an advanced alien civilization would have no problem wiping out the human race the way a human might wipe out a colony of ants. He noted that human beings have a terrible history of mistreating, and even massacring, other human cultures that are less technologically advanced — why would an alien civilization be any different? Oh No they found us!!! Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Something’s Come Along And It’s Burst Our Bubble (Yeah, Yeah!)Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!

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    Frer Squirrel  5 months ago

    Who is mooning us? Callisto?

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    fencie  5 months ago

    Obviously more advanced than we are — they used “you’re” correctly.

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    Ken Otwell  5 months ago

    I figured it out. The aliens are waiting for us to form a one-world government and prove we can at least get along with our fellow earthlings without always being at war somewhere before introducing us to real aliens.

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    It says: “Mind your own business”

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Other message possibilities: “To Serve Man” and “We’re Coming For You”

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    The great thing abou the JWST is that it allows us to look much farther into the past, closer to the time when the universe was very young.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Real neighborly folks.

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    Csaw Backnforth  5 months ago

    It reads: “Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8 for galactic ruler.”

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Don’t tailgate planets. They have the right of way.

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    vick53  5 months ago

    First time I saw that phrase was in a Fantastic Four comic back in the 60’s. It was on the Thing’s shorty pants.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 5 months ago

    If it was the Hubble telescope, it would be an eye chart.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    “We’re sorry, due to technical difficulties beyond our control — oh, forget that, it’s all YOUR fault!”

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    bakana  5 months ago

    The Correct quote is: “If you can read this, you are too D###ed Close.”

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