Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pam’s absolutely right.

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    David_the_CAD  5 months ago

    Bang, Bang, paradox resolved.

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    Algolei I  5 months ago

    This is why I only go hunting with lawyers.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Is Stephan Pastis ghostwriting for you this week, Mr. Rickard?

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Were they standing on two piers wearing a certain brand of khakis?

    Was each wearing a Pair O’ Dockers on a Pair O’ Docks?

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    If they were cats in a box, it would be easier.

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    Chithing Premium Member 5 months ago

    This reminds me of a Dick Cheney story…

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    P51Strega  5 months ago

    Life’s a dogma

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    LawrenceS  5 months ago

    If you take the Hippocratic oath to help as an absolute would you even be out trying to shoot the ducks in the first place?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  5 months ago

    They swap ducks and each enjoys a great meal!

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    tripwire45  5 months ago

    Do no harm to humans doesn’t mean you can’t shoot ducks.

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    blakerl  5 months ago

    Roast Duck???

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    orville rodentbaker  5 months ago

    Has Mr. Rickard been hanging with Mr. Pastis??

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    fencie  5 months ago

    You bandage the birds with duck tape.

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    ekw555  5 months ago

    it smells vaguely of Pastis in here.

    though this was less painful than usual.

    I will accept it.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 5 months ago

    I think the Hippocratic Oath only applies to sentient creatures. Otherwise, you end up like the Hindu caste that had to sweep in front of where they walked, to prevent killing creatures on accident.

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    sundogusa  5 months ago

    Sounds like a bunch of QUACKS!

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    kartis  5 months ago

    This is so stupid. I am going to use it though.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 5 months ago

    But it was really Rabbit Season!

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    Convicted Pedant  5 months ago

    Correct; when chased by a bear, you only have to wound one lawyer.

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    preacherman  5 months ago

    Hey guys, the hippocratic oath refers to humans, not ducks. I’m sure Hippocrates ate lots of fowl, in his time. And the black haired beauty is right, they are dorks.

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    gantech  5 months ago

    Pam: Queen of the One-Liner.

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    R.U. Kidding  5 months ago

    A paradox, a paradox

    A most ingenious paradox!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    This pa-ra-dox!

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    And… If they are both named “Dack”, are Ѡ-Holes, and are intending to build patios, it would be the:

    Pair-a-Dacks pair-a-decks pair-a-dicks pair-a-docs pair-a-ducks paradox….

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 5 months ago

    If anyone but Brewster said that, it would be clever and groanably punny. But he did say it, which just makes it dumb, since he doesn’t know he’s making a joke.

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    FireAnt_Hater  5 months ago

    LOL Rickard is channeling Stephan Pastis of “Pearls before Swine” fame :^)…

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    If they only wound them they are paid of daft Docs.

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    jtrevor99  5 months ago

    Has Tim been talking to Stephan Pastis?

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    norphos  5 months ago

    Good pun Mister Rickard.

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    norphos  5 months ago

    What exactly is Pam doing with her hands, those small white discs and that console?

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    pauljmsn  5 months ago

    Sigh I love bad jokes.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    with brewster and cliff it’s pair o’ dohs…

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    They’re ducking the issue.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Better than Paste Eater.

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    I like it! But ducks aren’t included in the oath, so…

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    OH, and you might want to look up Alan Sherman’s “One Hippopotami”

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    bakana  5 months ago

    Maybe they can settle the question with a Pair O’ Dice ??

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