Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 02, 2022

Pam’s absolutely right.

Bang, Bang, paradox resolved.

This is why I only go hunting with lawyers.

Is Stephan Pastis ghostwriting for you this week, Mr. Rickard?

Were they standing on two piers wearing a certain brand of khakis?

Was each wearing a Pair O’ Dockers on a Pair O’ Docks?

If they were cats in a box, it would be easier.

This reminds me of a Dick Cheney story…

Life’s a dogma

If you take the Hippocratic oath to help as an absolute would you even be out trying to shoot the ducks in the first place?

They swap ducks and each enjoys a great meal!

Do no harm to humans doesn’t mean you can’t shoot ducks.

Roast Duck???

Has Mr. Rickard been hanging with Mr. Pastis??

You bandage the birds with duck tape.

it smells vaguely of Pastis in here.

though this was less painful than usual.

I will accept it.

I think the Hippocratic Oath only applies to sentient creatures. Otherwise, you end up like the Hindu caste that had to sweep in front of where they walked, to prevent killing creatures on accident.

Sounds like a bunch of QUACKS!

ka-conundrum

This is so stupid. I am going to use it though.

But it was really Rabbit Season!

Correct; when chased by a bear, you only have to wound one lawyer.

Hey guys, the hippocratic oath refers to humans, not ducks. I’m sure Hippocrates ate lots of fowl, in his time. And the black haired beauty is right, they are dorks.

Pam: Queen of the One-Liner.

A paradox, a paradox

A most ingenious paradox!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

This pa-ra-dox!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXhJKzI1u48

And… If they are both named “Dack”, are Ѡ-Holes, and are intending to build patios, it would be the:

Pair-a-Dacks pair-a-decks pair-a-dicks pair-a-docs pair-a-ducks paradox….

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If anyone but Brewster said that, it would be clever and groanably punny. But he did say it, which just makes it dumb, since he doesn’t know he’s making a joke.

Slow roast

LOL Rickard is channeling Stephan Pastis of “Pearls before Swine” fame :^)…

If they only wound them they are paid of daft Docs.

Has Tim been talking to Stephan Pastis?

Good pun Mister Rickard.

What exactly is Pam doing with her hands, those small white discs and that console?

Sigh I love bad jokes.

with brewster and cliff it’s pair o’ dohs…

Better than Paste Eater.

I like it! But ducks aren’t included in the oath, so…

OH, and you might want to look up Alan Sherman’s “One Hippopotami”

Maybe they can settle the question with a Pair O’ Dice ??