Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 01, 2022

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Cute kid. Now where is that daily affirmation when you need it?

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    There should be an app that will say each one of those “affirmations” at the push of a button.

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    GreasyOldTam  7 months ago

    I’m positive you kids will keep it down, if you know what’s good for you.

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    kaffekup   7 months ago

    You spend two years teaching them to walk and talk, and sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

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    cdward  7 months ago

    Mine was: “Only X number of years till they move out…”

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    chuckcork1  7 months ago

    Mine are:My eldest: Slow down Miss TroubleMy Middle: Keep the squeeking downMy Youngest: Minimal destruction

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    As far as, “You kids are going to drive me crazy!”, it’s too late – it has already occurred.

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    Mockers  7 months ago

    Mine is: Help me find my glasses.

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    LawrenceS  7 months ago

    Mine is, “I ain’t dead yet.” I can use it as long as I live.

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    tripwire45  7 months ago

    Kind of like prayer.

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    holdenrex  7 months ago

    Back when TV stations actually had a beginning and end to their broadcast day, I recall the broadcast day would start with the National Anthem followed by the “Word of the Day” which was a daily affirmation of sorts. They would pad out the rest of the 15-minute slot with some intriguing and bizarre ancient black & white cartoons (which I assume they aired only because the copyright had expired). Then the local Farm Report kicked in and it was all downhill from there.

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    carlzr  7 months ago

    How about: “When I was your age we didn’t have artificial gravity.”

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    Sounds like Momma needs to work on her positive statements more.

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    gantech  7 months ago

    It’s all about looking toward the future: “When you have kids, I hope they act just like you!”

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    donut reply  7 months ago

    Every morning huh? So here we go: If I keep sitting here I will fall asleep. So I think I’ll lie back down.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    “I’m 100% positive that I’m 0% sure of what to do” -Rob Lowe

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    “Every day in every way I will be more boring by repetition.”

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    Calvins Brother  7 months ago

    WTF works for me.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  7 months ago

    Is there a better affirmation than “DON’T PANIC!”?

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    How about, “Boy this looks like it’s going to be another duzy”. It’s very versatile and fits almost any situation.

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    Cactus-Pete  7 months ago

    Empowering? You have to empower yourself every day? Doesn’t make sense.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  7 months ago

    Mine is “Carpe Diem”.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  7 months ago

    (It almost sounds like Pam has figured out the plan.)

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    norphos  7 months ago

    I sometimes wonder about Pam’s ex/Marie’s and Albert’s biological father.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    But do you know?

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