Back when TV stations actually had a beginning and end to their broadcast day, I recall the broadcast day would start with the National Anthem followed by the “Word of the Day” which was a daily affirmation of sorts. They would pad out the rest of the 15-minute slot with some intriguing and bizarre ancient black & white cartoons (which I assume they aired only because the copyright had expired). Then the local Farm Report kicked in and it was all downhill from there.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Cute kid. Now where is that daily affirmation when you need it?
Bilan almost 2 years ago
There should be an app that will say each one of those “affirmations” at the push of a button.
GreasyOldTam almost 2 years ago
I’m positive you kids will keep it down, if you know what’s good for you.
kaffekup almost 2 years ago
You spend two years teaching them to walk and talk, and sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
cdward almost 2 years ago
Mine was: “Only X number of years till they move out…”
chuckcork1 almost 2 years ago
Mine are:My eldest: Slow down Miss TroubleMy Middle: Keep the squeeking downMy Youngest: Minimal destruction
Doug K almost 2 years ago
As far as, “You kids are going to drive me crazy!”, it’s too late – it has already occurred.
Mockers almost 2 years ago
Mine is: Help me find my glasses.
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
Mine is, “I ain’t dead yet.” I can use it as long as I live.
tripwire45 almost 2 years ago
Kind of like prayer.
holdenrex almost 2 years ago
Back when TV stations actually had a beginning and end to their broadcast day, I recall the broadcast day would start with the National Anthem followed by the “Word of the Day” which was a daily affirmation of sorts. They would pad out the rest of the 15-minute slot with some intriguing and bizarre ancient black & white cartoons (which I assume they aired only because the copyright had expired). Then the local Farm Report kicked in and it was all downhill from there.
carlzr almost 2 years ago
How about: “When I was your age we didn’t have artificial gravity.”
preacherman almost 2 years ago
Sounds like Momma needs to work on her positive statements more.
gantech almost 2 years ago
It’s all about looking toward the future: “When you have kids, I hope they act just like you!”
donut reply almost 2 years ago
Every morning huh? So here we go: If I keep sitting here I will fall asleep. So I think I’ll lie back down.
geese28 almost 2 years ago
“I’m 100% positive that I’m 0% sure of what to do” -Rob Lowe
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
“Every day in every way I will be more boring by repetition.”
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
WTF works for me.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
Is there a better affirmation than “DON’T PANIC!”?
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
How about, “Boy this looks like it’s going to be another duzy”. It’s very versatile and fits almost any situation.
Cactus-Pete almost 2 years ago
Empowering? You have to empower yourself every day? Doesn’t make sense.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 2 years ago
Mine is “Carpe Diem”.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
(It almost sounds like Pam has figured out the plan.)
norphos almost 2 years ago
I sometimes wonder about Pam’s ex/Marie’s and Albert’s biological father.
jasonsnakelover almost 2 years ago
But do you know?