Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 26, 2021

Even the viewers of these cooking shows get very heated.

It is difficult. The instructions don’t even say how long you’re supposed to froth the Hot Pocket.

Far too often I’ve thrown away boxes to microwaveable meals only to grab them from the trash two minutes later & double check the instructions I was already right about.

Cliff knows more about cooking than about his own job (whatever that is).

Who is this Al guy and why does he have so much pull in the pasta industry?

Now, I really dislike al dente pasta or rice.

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Pam, I applaud the fact you prepare real food for your kids. But if you used the microwave you’d discover that different foods require different power levels and different lengths of time. The fact Cliff is too lazy to cook doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t know how to.

Nice product placement for Hot Pockets.

Really. I got hooked on “Dining with the Chef” and “Bento Expo” along with “Trails to Ohishii Tokyo.”

I went to school with Al Dente.

Al Dente? He owes me money. I was supposed to get a refund for some undercooked vegetables I was served at a restaurant last week.

Pam, don’t even mention making popcorn.

He’s a culinary master – at Easy-Mac n Cheese.

I’m with you, Cliff. I’ve been known to scorch a pot of water…

What foods these mortals be!

Too often those who can’t, try and tell those who can, how to do it.

I think their brains are getting cooked.

A “chef savant?”

Ok guess I’ll have Italian for dinner tonight

He’s lazy, NOT ignorant.

Most armchair quarterbacks have no idea what’s happening.

Pretty sure Cliff also can’t microwave a Hot Pocket After reading the instructions, either.