Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 23, 2021

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    Would not be surprised, especially if the purchaser is over 30.

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    Ratkin  over 2 years ago

    Get the elbow and knee pads, too, and those prong-like wrist protector things. And a helmet, of course.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the catastrophic insurance policy. The policy itself is no great shakes, but oh, those premiums…

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    tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’d go with the helmet first.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    In space, no one can hear you fall.

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    dcdete.  over 2 years ago

    Funniest comic today! LOL You made me choke sipping on my coffee!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    if i got on a skateboard, i’d need 2 pair of crutches

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    geese28  over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the band aid option

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    And the crutches get really great reviews too!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s a good joke, but I don’t think people usually break thier legs skateboarding. Its arms. Guy in my class broke his arm skateboarding, didn’t learn his lesson, and a week or so later broke his other arm.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 2 years ago

    Did any of them also purchase a spleen? d;o)

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    darcyandsimon  over 2 years ago

    LOL!

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    No fall problem, the R.U. Sirius skate board track is zero G.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    I think I’d go straight to the crutches.

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    Csaw Backnforth  over 2 years ago

    Do they have any training wheels to go with those? Asking for a friend.

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    Howie Vasive Premium Member over 2 years ago
    Back in 1976 my skateboard came with a concussion. Mom tells me it happened on a Saturday afternoon. I don’t even remember riding it. I only remember waking up in the hospital on Sunday morning.
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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    If you skateboard in zero gravity, you don’t fall down. But you can run into things.

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    When I was a kid, we made our own skate boards by nailing the wheels from an old pair of Roller Skates to an old Board.

    Considering that, by the time the Skates were in such bad condition that nailing them to a board was no Loss, the Skate Boards were not the “Best” in the world. But, we did manage to extend the “Fun Life” of the Wheels a little bit.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget your pads, helmet and gloves.

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