I resolve to stop making snarky comments about stupid people. Oh crap….
Now Dr. Mel will have plenty of time to perfect his Love Match Calculator for Valentine’s Day.
Cliff, our hero!
Ka-CLIFF FU! ;)
So what does Cliff want from Pam in return? Oh, donuts.
Really weird strip today. Cliff was useful.
Cliff to the rescue? Has that ever happened before? Will it ever happen again?
The key to resolutions is for them to be something you want to do and not something you feel like you have to do. I resolved to finish 24 books and visit 12 new restaurants (or ones I haven’t visited in a year). I also plan for there to be less stuff in my home by the end of the year. This is the only tough one because it involves going through things I kept “just in case” and putting things in either trash, recycling, or to a used stuff store.
Way to go, Cliff.
It’s rather ironic that Cliff broke the calculator by proving that it really works.
Use the old Captain Kirk trick: ask the computer “Why?”
Wow, I’m surprised that stuff was even in Cliff’s vocabulary.
And yesterday’s resolution is resolved. What’s she gonna resolve now?
Waaay off the charts
This statement is a lie.
Breaking Anything is Cliff’s Superpower.
This worked slightly faster than Captain Kirk’s short-circuit of Norman (which shouldn’t have worked at all; a sophisticated machine like Norman should have been able to recognize an unresolvable conundrum when he saw one).
It’s like a superpower!!
Cliff knows how it’s done… Resolution overload.