Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2018

Noah Syndergaard.

Pam, I’d be glad to stop by and recharge your batteries. Purely as a public service, of course.

That theory would explain why Winky has so many spleens, why Brewster is still the captain and how the space station doesn’t crash & burn with Cliff as the chief engineer.

But the bad news is that it isn’t a giant computer, it’s the mind of Tim Rickard.

Time to do a recovery.

I have the same problems as Pam……however, I attribute it to advancing age.

Hmm. Has Pam been ghosted?

Whoever designed this simulation is either a psychopath or just plain sadistic and needs to be Thanosed.

I’m trying to think of a good cutesy comment that isn’t sexually charged….

“I think my life needs a visit from the I.T. department.”

… going to sleep …

I always figured we were on a mote, circling a cinder, above somebody’s fire. A similar theory to the game of marbles at the end of MIB.

What is the name of the guy who played Thor? He is such a major character.

If she called, they would just put her on hold.

System Crash: When Pam totally loses it.

Come on, everybody!

“Did you try unplugging and then plugging back in again?”

Hey Pam, I used to work in I. T. I’ll be glad to give you a complete physical…

The whole world needs a reboot.

By that logic a fall is a ‘crash’ and death is a ‘fatal error’…

Before computer simulations we just figured this is all a bad movie playing in some theater in Moline on a hot dusty summer day in 1936 and we are all just on film…The theater stinks, it’s hot, and the popcorn is so stale eve the rats won’t touch it!That’s Life.isn’t it?….

Give a charge and upgrade the program. All is well.

Shhhhhhh… Deep Thought is working on an answer, any moment now…