“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he use four tines or only three?’ Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a stainless steel dinner fork, the most powerful utensil in the world and would make a really nasty puncture, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
When using both a knife and fork, you should wield a dinner fork in your left hand and the knife in your right. Try to avoid switching hands with the fork, which is the American style, and keep the fork in your left hand European style in a formal dinner party.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 7 years ago
The one that pokes the biggest holes !
Bilan over 7 years ago
if you’re going to make toast out of him, use the butter knife.
Tigressy over 7 years ago
Looks like the main fight to me; therefore, the dinner fork seems appropriate.
therese_callahan2002 over 7 years ago
Just stick a fork in him, and he’s done.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 7 years ago
A military fork would be best.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Just don’t spoon him.
Dkram over 7 years ago
The one with the most points.
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Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Anyone got a can opener?
s.gottlieb over 7 years ago
If he was Colonel Mustard, he could use the candlestick in the dining room!
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
Maybe he can grab the mind-control device from Volzon, whom we see in Panel 2. (Yeah, I know it’s the wrong strip, but hey…)
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
The salad fork is for when you’re defending against vegetables, maybe a banana.
mikemapes over 7 years ago
How about that knife next to your head instead?
jdsven over 7 years ago
just don’t use a spork.
John Allen Premium Member over 7 years ago
What no fighting fork! That must not be a formal dinner.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
“I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he use four tines or only three?’ Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a stainless steel dinner fork, the most powerful utensil in the world and would make a really nasty puncture, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
Charlie Tuba over 7 years ago
Try the spork.
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
For fork fencing, you should use the salad fork.
When using both a knife and fork, you should wield a dinner fork in your left hand and the knife in your right. Try to avoid switching hands with the fork, which is the American style, and keep the fork in your left hand European style in a formal dinner party.
Ida No over 7 years ago
Nobody think that the cocktail fork is appropriate here?
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
The villain-forking fork.