First you start noticing a few sprinkles by the drain in the shower…You don’t think much of it at first, but as time goes on, you notice more and more. You look at your sprinkles in the mirror, and, damn, they are looking pretty thin…eventually you’re sprinkle less….I think it’s got something to do with your uncle….
Bilan over 10 years ago
Cliff has a solution to the Donut’s problems…and his too.
margueritem over 10 years ago
Losing one’s sprinkles is a traumatic thing…
Varnes over 10 years ago
First you start noticing a few sprinkles by the drain in the shower…You don’t think much of it at first, but as time goes on, you notice more and more. You look at your sprinkles in the mirror, and, damn, they are looking pretty thin…eventually you’re sprinkle less….I think it’s got something to do with your uncle….
edclectic over 10 years ago
Lack of sprinkles is a sign of virility in many societies…
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s suffering from low tastetosterone.
jreckard over 10 years ago
The comb-over worked for a while – a little glaze ’ll do ya.
The Reader Premium Member over 10 years ago
All I can say is: DAY OLD!
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
Go out and find yourself some sweet brown sugar to roll around in. You’ll never go back.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago
Time for Capt Hindsite to tell the whiney little donut guy his error . . . ☻
57-Don over 10 years ago
may I suggest raspberry jam to fill the void
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
You need to go out and find a Strawberry-Frosted Double-Glazed to help you forget your troubles and make your dough rise again.
echoraven over 10 years ago
Cliff will probably suggest a “assisted suicide” option… with him providing the assistance!
klunker rider over 10 years ago
Yes you lost your sprinkles but you also lost your coconut shavings as well, so at least your dandruff has cleared up.
bkybl Premium Member over 10 years ago
Why hasn’t anything on the site updated to 9/4?