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Brewster Rockit for February 17, 2013

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 5 years ago

    It’s the optics in the headgear… That or graduating from he Stormtrooper Marksmanship School…

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    Peabody-Martini  over 5 years ago

    The stormtroopers on Star Wars that always seem to shoot wide of the target.

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    Kali39  over 5 years ago

    If Star Wars was correct: Obi-Wan: Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.Luke: Oh, yeah, right! The only reason they hit the moon is because they were aiming at the sun!

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    McSpook  over 5 years ago

    It’s the weapons, which have a “miss by a mile” default setting.

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    Coyoty GC Insider over 5 years ago

    It’s not the troopers’ fault. Brewster’s too stupid to get hit.

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    Phatts  over 5 years ago

    … that’s just what it means to be a Mook …Mooks, TV Tropes

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    puddleglum1066  over 5 years ago

    That’s how “positive affirmations” work: 1) you miss the target, 2) you tell yourself “I have good aim” and give yourself a virtual hug, 3) your brain, feeling rewarded by the affirmation, concludes that “good aim” means missing the target, and proceeds to improve its skill in this area.

    Sorry, Oprah, but that’s how things work…

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    drose57 GC Insider over 5 years ago

    ON TAR- Oh, forGET it.

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    Kali39  over 5 years ago

    Best kind…

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