Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 13, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Oh man, what’s an alien mom to do?

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    zero  almost 12 years ago

    Ughh - there goes breakfast

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    ksoskins  almost 12 years ago

    Oh no, now she’s going to take her anger out on Winky!

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Where’s the ham? I see the green eggs..

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    pibfan868  almost 12 years ago

    Runs with Beer- that ham would be Brewster, he’s right there!

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    alan.gurka  almost 12 years ago

    Brewster, I’d like to see you try to take those eggs away from her. They’ll be a lot of scrambling going on!

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    lewisbower  almost 12 years ago

    Why I buy directly from the farm.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    So, um, we think we should discuss the bonus situation…

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    Rakkav  almost 12 years ago

    If anything, I’d be recalling the salmonella due to alien contamination.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Seriously, She’s Ms. Alien? Do they all have the surname Alien? That’s gotta be confusing…

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 12 years ago

    This sure is a quick turnaround on a current event item, or Rickard got lucky.

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    Trebor39  almost 12 years ago

    Is Ms. Alien also an unwed mother?

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    tsouthworth  almost 12 years ago

    Absent father… tsk, tsk.

    Rush L. is likely to take issue with another single mother wanting offspring.

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    The_Floodhunter  almost 12 years ago

    Trebor39, I may be wrong, but I think so. IIRC the female lays eggs alone. IIRC, one of the novels (though it’s been a lot of years) said that if the Queen was lost, a powerful drone (normal alien) would go through some weird, massive hormonal shift and become the new queen. Thus, more implied than said, asexual reproduction.

    And in this case? I think we can manage–Brewster will be the new “father” instead. He’s fresh meat, after all.

    PS: You guys have no idea about the egg situation and how close Queens are to them….

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 12 years ago

    I would not eat them out in space, I could not eat them from a vase, I would not, could not, with Swiss cheese, I would not, could not, in the breeze; If any get in my ice cream, You would not, could not, hear me scream.

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    starguy  almost 12 years ago

    To quote John Hurt, in SpaceBalls”, “Oh no! Not again!”

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    But what’s she been eating. Humans are notoriously infected, With all kinds of nasty things.

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    corzak  almost 12 years ago

    are they ‘free-range”?

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    GreenBikeGuy  almost 12 years ago

    In space, the USDA can’t hear you protest!

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    tsandl  almost 12 years ago

    Good point, ChukLitl, are the space marines going to get recalled too?

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Was John Hurt quoting a pot of petunias?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Those eggs might go bad. Someone could die from them.

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