Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2024

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    pschearer Premium Member 4 months ago

    But why Groucho?

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    MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hello, I must be going.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    And I’ll bet he’s got a joke about sea bass.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Did you see that salad dressing?

    Yes. … I wish it would dress in private.

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    Izzy Moreno  4 months ago

    Yesterday, I shot an elephant dressing.

    I had never seen a bottle that big.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    “Hello, I must be going.” (Don’t know how that fits the gag but it still seems applicable.)

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dressing with just a haberdasher of pepper.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Yeah! Ya never know what he’ll spew next….

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    Say the magic word and a duck will drop from the ceiling.

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    I was a dressing myself for forty-odd years, and they were forty of the oddest years I ever knew!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    For the sake of humanity, I hope the secret word is STOP!

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    errolm1937 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Looks like Groucho Marx

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Dis guy’s too much.

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    stevek Premium Member 3 months ago

    ?????

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    Smeagol  3 months ago

    I thought that’s Groucho Marx but I have no clue…

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    dlkrueger33  3 months ago

    Hello, I must be goingI cannot stay, I came to say, “I must be going”I’m glad I came but just the same I must be going!

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Nope, I don’t get the connection.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    must be on his way to orange julius…

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I see Groucho and I see Ranch Dressing but I’m missing something. Clue please.

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