Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 24, 2024

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lay-dee, whoooo? (a real yodelling song!)

How is yodeling related to song?? Bring me a bagpipe.

Now that is a joke that even Milton Berle wouldn’t steal.

C’mon, someone ’Alp him out.

Plan B – Alphorn blowing contest.

Yodeling is not hollering.

The caption would apply better to missing a Hog-Calling Contest.

Very few places in the Alps are down in the holler…..

He was too busy watching alphorn.

being late just makes him wanna holler…

all ya gotta do is buy some Drake’s choclatey Yodels! That’ll help ya get your yodel back!!