Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Love the chicken soup with gnocchi at Olive Garden

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You don’t keep it in a safe? I dunno

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    Boiled or fried in butter?

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Boiled and then topped with pesto!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    He has no key.

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    the lost wizard  about 2 months ago

    Dumpling and pasta seems to be a contradiction in terms. :)

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    Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well this is cool and different(or rare), a simple and straightforward misunderstanding by one character, and no pun. beautiful.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    She’s got a brand-new pair of roller skates, he’s got a brand gnocchi.

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    norphos  about 2 months ago

    I have never seen this word before, but something tells me that it is pronounced “No Key”. I shall now go look it up.

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    gammaguy  about 2 months ago

    To continue the punning, shouldn’t they call a loxsmith?

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