Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2023

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    Left, never right!  Premium Member 7 months ago

    That just triggered me to tell Alexa to play “Dark Side of the Moon”, I have no idea why….gonna check and see if I have any more of this weed

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Some people say there’s a Death Star to blame…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago


    Help me Obi-Wan

    Help, help me Obi-Wan

    Help me Obi-Wan

    Help, help me Obi-Wan

    Help me Obi-Wan

    Get him out of my head


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    Darryl Heine  7 months ago

    Why a tropical Stormtrooper?

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    Chief Inspector   7 months ago

    Because he is singing a Jimmy Buffet song and having a boat drink.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Going to fraternize with Tropical Storm Trooper Janice.

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    Charles Freeman  7 months ago

    The choice of “Ian” for the *storm*trooper’s name is … interesting after last fall…

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    DD IN CC Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just a little insensitive, to say the least.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Years ago, I went to Margarita Ville in South Carolina! It was so much fun! They had this floor-to- ceiling blender mixing drinks and a guy on stilts walking around with a cardboard salt shaker and when the words Salt Salt Salt were sung, he’d pretend to salt someone’s food! ☺️☺️☺️ good memories!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Casual Friday on the Death Star?

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Funny! However, if Jimmy Buffet showed up to play for free in my back yard…I’d call the cops. :P

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    heading to the cafeteria for a paradise cheeseburger…

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