Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2023

Well, sure. All those newt eyes and frog toes will clog it.

Terry Pratchett’s ghost will be speaking with you soon.

No one like to deal with the spirits from that cauldron.

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If there’s something wrong

with the toilet bowl

Who you gonna call?

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Double Double Toilet Trouble, with this clog our fees will double

Tushy burn and tummy bubble . . .

Sniggle, snaggle, a tiny sprig of Wolf Bain, and a giggle… Jiggle the handle.

By the pricking in my tushy, sometimes this job is far from cushy.

You misspelled Wyrd…

3 sisters: Cluthra, Amberine and Ivrine I presume?

I thought they were trying to abolish toilet humor on this site.

After going through the book of spells, they decided to break for lunch then throw vinegar and baking soda down the toilet! Voila!

Got to pay the bills somehow, these reagents and spells arent free you know

They also sell and service their own brand, MacBethroom Toilets.

I have never needed a pipe wrench on the toilet call.

Plumbing Witches Be…Gross!!!

I had to replace the fill valve for my toilet on Saturday. I curse the male who invented the locations where everything is located. Underneath, in a tight spot where you can’t get a proper bucket under it. Then I condemn the plumber who installed the thing 6" from the side wall or tub. Come on dudes, you can’t be that clueless. If you are, then go to law school and run for public office.