Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 02, 2022

Regal lager.

Lager never even regal.

All ale the King!

Or at least a brew haha

It was a sudsless coup.

Bud’s down with a bad case of Corona.

He could be living the “High Life”

They’re both garbage and barely can be called beer…

Reminds me of the old song by Johnny Rivers, Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer.

Be on guard for a possible Coors d’état

"Blue"me.

Bud is the #1 seller because that is the top 2nd choice e – more folks pick it up when their favorite is out of stock.

Campaign slogan: For all you do, this Pabst is for you!

Never ‘got’ into beer. I liked bourbon. A little TOO much, tho, lol.

Let’s not beat around the Busch, this new guy is the Schlitz!

They are all guilty of a coup. When they are opened, there is always an uprising.

If there was a fight did anyone get a Shiner?

I keep Old Style in the fridge. Two reasons…I like it, and when the kids come over they leave it alone because they don’t like it.

I thought it was “Miller’s”.

surely they must’ve seen that something was brewing…

made me hopping mad