Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2022

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    C  6 months ago

    and an in be tween

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    Bad—that is bad. :D

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    Odd Dog Premium Member 6 months ago

    GROAN!!! ;^)

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    Pronounced “AW-dee”

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    The “prefect” applies only to her “innie”.

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wonder if she’d let me inspect it? For lint, you know.

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    Darryl Heine  6 months ago

    In and out puns…

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    That Cadillac the nerve to ask her out. He knows he can’t a Ford her. But he still dreams of sitting with her out on her front Porsche.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    cute, altho it ought to be an R8 or at least a TT instead of a 5 ;-)

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    My niece is named Tiffani and she has an innie and a Subaru.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Why. I au-di punch you right in the nose

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    formathe  6 months ago

    Audi drivers are dicks.

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    great village people song: in the navel

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    When an Audi craps the bed, it’s called an Audi doody.

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    Fantom Premium Member 6 months ago

    She audi drive the pacer in the innie-polis 500.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Call Tiffani, for a wheel of a time.

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    ars731  6 months ago

    Now shes just showing off…

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    The stomach has to be flat in order for the innie or outie to be perfect.

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    wknehans  6 months ago

    “Innie” and “outie” aren’t just for belly buttons; they can be used in polite company to refer to lady bits and manly bits respectively.

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