Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2022

and an in be tween

Bad—that is bad. :D

GROAN!!! ;^)

Pronounced “AW-dee”

The “prefect” applies only to her “innie”.

I wonder if she’d let me inspect it? For lint, you know.

In and out puns…

That Cadillac the nerve to ask her out. He knows he can’t a Ford her. But he still dreams of sitting with her out on her front Porsche.

cute, altho it ought to be an R8 or at least a TT instead of a 5 ;-)

My niece is named Tiffani and she has an innie and a Subaru.

Why. I au-di punch you right in the nose

Audi drivers are dicks.

great village people song: in the navel

When an Audi craps the bed, it’s called an Audi doody.

She audi drive the pacer in the innie-polis 500.

Call Tiffani, for a wheel of a time.

Now shes just showing off…

The stomach has to be flat in order for the innie or outie to be perfect.

“Innie” and “outie” aren’t just for belly buttons; they can be used in polite company to refer to lady bits and manly bits respectively.