Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2022

That should be in a museum.

It’s a short round tent.

Oh for goodness stakes

♫ “Do not four-stake me, Oh my Darling” ♪

1) Stakes? The nearest betting parlor is 100 miles away.

2) And Rod stayed home from this trip.

Right through the heart of your camping trip.

It also doesn’t help to try to put Short Round pegs into the long square stake holes.

Groan.

This is intents. (I’’ll duck now)

Nice help, Short Round.

And as he gets the tent staked, a giant boulder will appear…

If you think this is fun, try putting a baby crib together.

there’s a lot at stake here…