Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2022

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    C  3 months ago

    groan

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 3 months ago

    Betty tries to make herself into a bedding musician…

    I even saw her singing on a few hospital corners…

    Well, I don’t like to make blanket statements, but caftans are not bedding, and anyway, she’s a sweater, not a caftan.

     

    Chenille cannot lie… he knows his voice is spread too thin, trying to cover for both of them…

    in competition they’re not going t’win.

    (Ow… and somebody called me the queen of puns? Not with sheet like that!)

     

    I do think they should just quilt while they’re abed.

    You have to be firm with her, Chenille… lay it all out, then just do your best to comforter.

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    Said Muskrat Susie to Muskrat Sam.

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    How about “The Chapman and Tenille”?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Apparently she DID get enough of him before he passed.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    They were tied with the Carpenters in the ‘who can write the most insipid songs’ department.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    did you shop around?

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    ♫ Mohair Suzie, mohair Sam. . . ♫

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    dan’s not going to be blanketed with requests for this one…

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  3 months ago

    How old you gotta be to get that reference?

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