Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2022

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    stevesilver48  4 months ago

    Her look says it all.

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    eromlig  4 months ago

    It’s footwear for the well-bread upper crust.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Groan!! But they do look funny.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 4 months ago

    They’re so tall!

    Bet he had to waste a pile of of dough on those.

    On the other hand… maybe he just wants to show the ladies he has a lot of bread.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    Those are foot long loafers.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Throw them in the microwave for 30 seconds, pur rhwm on, and your feet will be toasty-roasty. And will smell better, too!

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    Qiset  4 months ago

    Best thing since sliced loafers.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    I bet he gets a yeast infection.

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    bookworm0812  4 months ago

    Booooo.

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    cdward  4 months ago

    I’ve heard of foodies. And I’ve heard of footies. But never foodie footies.

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Add some toe-jam and you’ve got a sandwich.

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    paul  4 months ago

    I prefer a lower heel.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    designed especially for the upper crust…

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    Chris  4 months ago

    want some butter on that.

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    amxchester  4 months ago

    Takes a lot of crust to step out in those heels.

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    moeric9  4 months ago

    I’ll never eat a foot long sub again!

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    Herd of Turtles  4 months ago

    Maybe a little toe jam with that?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago
    I ‘toast’ the commenters today on a job well done.
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    KEA  4 months ago

    what a great idea

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    tinstar  4 months ago

    He didn’t have enough bread for real boots.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    Toasty, and tasty!

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    PaulGoes  4 months ago

    And a heel at each end

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    bobgreenwade  4 months ago

    I’m now feeling inspired to actually make something like this.

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    MissyTiger  4 months ago

    To clean them, you need loofahs.

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