Her look says it all.
It’s footwear for the well-bread upper crust.
Groan!! But they do look funny.
They’re so tall!
Bet he had to waste a pile of of dough on those.
On the other hand… maybe he just wants to show the ladies he has a lot of bread.
Those are foot long loafers.
Throw them in the microwave for 30 seconds, pur rhwm on, and your feet will be toasty-roasty. And will smell better, too!
Best thing since sliced loafers.
I bet he gets a yeast infection.
I’ve heard of foodies. And I’ve heard of footies. But never foodie footies.
Add some toe-jam and you’ve got a sandwich.
I prefer a lower heel.
designed especially for the upper crust…
want some butter on that.
Takes a lot of crust to step out in those heels.
I’ll never eat a foot long sub again!
Maybe a little toe jam with that?
what a great idea
He didn’t have enough bread for real boots.
Toasty, and tasty!
And a heel at each end
I’m now feeling inspired to actually make something like this.
To clean them, you need loofahs.