What about Bittencoin?
“You don’t accept BITECOIN? That really S-CKS!” ;D
Find the evil witch and use poison apple pay.
Bitecoin= Blah blah blah blooood money!
Not his day. He’d probably win the Cash for Life Lotto.
What’s a Vampire’s favorite fruit? Necktarines.
Sorry we only accept Die-llars and scarents!! Hahahahah!