Whatever floats your boat.
Steel hulls would’ve worked, too.
Beats those soft, squishy ones.
He was board a lot.
Glad he did not keel over
He got his education at a discount. It was on sail.
“You can’t get the wood, you know.” -an oddly prescient Henry Crun, The Goon Show
He sailed through stern exams and floated his way to success!
He had to run a lot of ship laps in boot camp.
He built a Viking long boat for his final project. It was a real clinker but it was all he could afjord.
Rim shot – please!
His barque was worse than his bight.
He should have started with easyships.