Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2021

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    Poor Harvey went off half baked.

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    stevesilver48  about 1 year ago

    When will The Cancel Culture cancel zombies? Enough!

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A couple of zombies were eating a clown and one asked “Does this taste funny to you?”

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    What do Zombies in Scandinavia prefer?

    The Danish

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    They could easily Finnish off all the buns.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”

    “You mean like Democrats?”

    -Bob Hope, The Ghost Breakers, 1940

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Don’t drop your buns in the bakery.

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    ferddo  about 1 year ago

    Thought they only ate brains?

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    zippykatz  about 1 year ago

    What’s the Zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders…

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    comicaluser  about 1 year ago

    Oh! how the mind works! Of course I read: sliced bread. My mind swears! That ‘e’ was there!

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