Poor Harvey went off half baked.
When will The Cancel Culture cancel zombies? Enough!
A couple of zombies were eating a clown and one asked “Does this taste funny to you?”
What do Zombies in Scandinavia prefer?
They could easily Finnish off all the buns.
“It’s worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”
“You mean like Democrats?”
-Bob Hope, The Ghost Breakers, 1940
Don’t drop your buns in the bakery.
Thought they only ate brains?
What’s the Zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders…
Oh! how the mind works! Of course I read: sliced bread. My mind swears! That ‘e’ was there!