Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 03, 2021

I’d just call Todd a gobbler!

“Either way, let’s sit at a different table.”

That’s not COLD turkey. It’s a FLUke.

Talk about insert Turkey, YIKES!

I prefer hot tuna.

Not only COLD turkey but WHOLE turkey.

I probably spend too much time on the internet – but with a mouth big enough to fit a whole turkey in – maybe he needs to meet that girl on TikTok who has a huge mouth and does videos of eating sandwiches and stuff.

An awfully small turkey.More like Cornish hen.

Is he going to wash it down with cold Duck?

Groan…

on a sub.