Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 12, 2021

Must be Ruff! Ruff!

Is it religious training? Is their curriculum canineical?

That computer uses fuzzy logic.

i took my dog to obedience school….they put him in special ed.

What they need to do is accompany that with scratch and sniff technology. “Hey Mitzy, your butt smells like watermelon!”

ZOOM is like a modern day Brady Bunch opening credit screen.

Don’t forget, some time ago, the World Health Organization found that dogs would not transmit Covid, and therefore did not need to be quarantined.

That’s right: WHO let the dogs out.

Looks like Snoopy is finally going to obedience school.

Looks like he’s watching reruns of the Brady Pack.

There are cats in the obedience class ? Good luck with that.