Beware: he didn’t buy those eggs legally; he poached them.
That is the creepiest smile I’ve seen in a while.
Dump the guy, woman!
Not in a stocking! Serve it on a hubcap. There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
It’s supposed to be served on a polished hubcap – There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
If he sang it like the “Happy Honda Days” commercial, she should leave him.
he looks like he’s been hitting the sauce…
Should have been a bottle of craft beer, for Hoppy Holidays.
I thought maybe he bought the stocking at “Traitor Joe’s”.
I don’t think saucy gifts are appropriate for Christmas.