Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2020

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    eromlig  over 1 year ago

    Beware: he didn’t buy those eggs legally; he poached them.

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    mddshubby2005  over 1 year ago

    That is the creepiest smile I’ve seen in a while.

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    rekam Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Dump the guy, woman!

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    Fritzsch  over 1 year ago

    Not in a stocking! Serve it on a hubcap. There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    It’s supposed to be served on a polished hubcap – There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If he sang it like the “Happy Honda Days” commercial, she should leave him.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    he looks like he’s been hitting the sauce…

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Should have been a bottle of craft beer, for Hoppy Holidays.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    I thought maybe he bought the stocking at “Traitor Joe’s”.

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    VOMITROCIOUS!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Twisted

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think saucy gifts are appropriate for Christmas.

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