Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 25, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    There are floats in parades too.

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    pearlsbs  about 3 years ago

    There’s no hope.

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    anymouse77  about 3 years ago

    the root beer will float ?

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    He’s got all the SCUBA gear he needs.

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    Joe-AllenDoty Premium Member about 3 years ago

    While it’s called a “root beer float,” only the ice cream is floating. The root beer is still in the bottom of the glass.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    soon it’ll be a float in the drink…

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    If it was me, that ice cream and the cherry would have been gone a long time ago.

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    LOL! This is a funny one! :-)

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    Paul Rider Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Who has a rootbeer float with a cherry?

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    distortion  about 3 years ago

    Coke floats are better.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Sundae, his ship will come…

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    buckman-j  about 3 years ago

    I have never seen a root beer float with a cherry, so I missed the “Joke.”

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    I guess we’ll test that theory whether you’re a float or not.

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    heathcliff2  about 3 years ago

    Too bad consuming it wouldn’t help him float.

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